So, as a result of today’s development, here are 10 games that would be vastly improved by replacing the star character(s) with a pig. When your day starts with a surprise pig, you can’t just go write about counterfeit Nintendos like everything’s normal. I’ve tried to get any amount of non-pig related work done today, but doing so has proven absolutely futile. If I keep an eye out, I might get to look at a pig several times a week. I watched him for as long as I could (one does not waste a pig-watching opportunity), and I’ve come to the conclusion that he is not some transient creature, but rather my neighbor’s actual pet. Just a big ol’ fat piggy-wiggy shufflin’ his big ol’ butt around my neighbors backyard. He was totally chill, not at all a wild boar or something that I would have to call animal control about. This morning I looked out my bathroom window and saw a gigantic black pig, just sniffin’ around doing pig stuff.
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